Opinion article by Duke of Shomolu, Joseph Edgar
The policeman shot straight into the pregnant lawyer’s chest and killed her.
Her husband was beside his wife as he watched with increasing helplessness as the dirty representation of the Nigerian state snuffed out the life off his pregnant wife.
With the usual sense of urgency, society screams. We need to scream fast before the next scandal because this too will be forgotten.
The sense of urgency is such that we must achieve very quickly a goal before this particular news fades off the headlines and social media gets distracted with Tiwa Savage’s cleavage if not a follow up of her exciting s3xtape
What is the goal? The errant policeman must be judiciously dealt with. He must be cut off from all support and thrown under the bus so he suffers and dies alone.
He is not a part of us o. He is a murderer. He is not a part of the society. He dropped from Mars and as such, he must be dealt with very quickly.
The police quickly suspend him and release his pictures so we are not mistaken that he doesn’t look like them.
The most painful one is that of the Governor who is always quick to ride a public wave in matters like this, drops everything and rushes to Abuja to meet a pot bellied IG of police with a demand from the good people of Lagos State – ‘crucify him’, he shouted in his Yoruba accent.
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He takes the usual photo ops and returns to the State House for a celebratory bowl of Amala with Kizz Daniel’s monster hit ‘Buga’ playing in the background.
This Governor’s penchant of show boating is phenomenal. He jumps in without being strategic and rides it in a weak attempt at positioning his brand as being populist.
How flying to Abuja on this matter is substantive and helpful is what I am yet to see.
Anyways, the police man has been charged with one count of murder and the trial which is an open and shut case will go on in earnest and he will be found guilty.
It will be either death by hanging or a life imprisonment and after that we will all clap for ourselves and go to sleep.
He will be killed or left rot in prison with his anus being used by the gory homos3xuals that litter the system and everything will be ok.
The young lady will rise again, The Governor will win his re-election, the police will be the best in the world complete with new uniforms, better training, better weapons and better conditions of service and Nigerians will be free from violence, robbery and all.
It was good that he shot the lady. It was the best thing that happend to us as the shooting finally brought us back to our senses and today we are a better country for it.
Shebi she has woken up and the culprit has been maimed and the Governor has rewarded her abi
We are ok..Las Las we are now a better country for it.
Mchewwww a country of jokers led by leaders who should be in the pantomime.
We just start…
Rubbish
*Duke of Shomolu*
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